2005-03-29 - 3:11 p.m.

Note to self: Even though that cool new cell phone is small enough to leave in your pocket all the time you shouldn't leave it in your left front pocket while fighting. If you do, it might block a nice leg blow and shatter all it's nice glass pieces. If you do that, it'll cost you the price of an un-discounted new phone! So, don't do that!